I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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