Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
