She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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