i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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