Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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