are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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