it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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