it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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