STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Will you blow on my dice?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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