i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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