just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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