I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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