Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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