we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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