im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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