I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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