She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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