Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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