Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
