Soap is not a condiment
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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