: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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