You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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