he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
