Michael Bay diarrhea
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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