I think I am morally bankrupt
what day is it and did you see me today?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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