what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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