Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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