Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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