You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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