therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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