I just saw a hot homeless man
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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