I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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