so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
