what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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