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(602): View more from Arizona

I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people

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(720): View more from Colorado

I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls

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(915): View more from Texas

You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs

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(815): View more from Illinois

my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves

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(816): View more from Missouri

Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.

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(226): View more from Ontario

Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..

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