so that wasnt chicken after all
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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