whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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