ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I looked at my own cervix.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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