What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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