come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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