hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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