I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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