I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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