she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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