He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The adults are the big ones right?
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