physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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