He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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