I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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