the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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