adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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