6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
