worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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