Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
