GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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